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Beta hasn't started yet so...

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bump

*bump*

Come on guys.... i need more answers!

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go drink some beer!

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Alpha starts..soon

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When beta comes out, we'll all be in it most likely, because the dev thinks for TRPG as an active beta anyway.

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eek, my sig disappeared!

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Never, it's all a scam. Ji doesn't even exist. This is all just a fantasy.

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rofl, Alaric that's pretty cold

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Cold, man, cold. lol

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But isn't life just a big scam...?

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Well... you... aren't umm supposed to know about that.

/me whispers something into a government special services cell phone.

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what ever happened to ZeppelinJ0?

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On topic, eh? It's out when it's out.

If life is a fantasy, then so is time, so it's all irrelevant....


Seriously, we're all waiting.... how many peeps here believe it's worth the wait? AYE!

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Aye!

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how'd you get out of the....

Well, anyway-- Aye!

I'll deal with you later! /me grins evilishly.

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go drink some beer!

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ok its over

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dunno, is suposed to be in 2002!

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ok its over

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I have returned...

*Professor Gibby walks into the room, and places his breifcase on the floor. He casually flicks the light switch next to his desk and slides on his old lab coat.*

*Clears throat*

Judging by the alignment of the stars related to the Alpha Quadrant and the way scum grows on a toilet seat when uncleaned... *studies a graph lying on his desk* ... I can conclusively say I have found an extraordinary equation which I may use to find the EXACT time TRPG2 will go into ALPHA, BETA, and (God willing) be released to thousands of stores across the United States and Canada.

*Starts to scribble furiously on the chalk board*

Ok, now lets make a table.

A = Number of times JI "makes whoopie" per week.
(Now you might ask why this is relevant!! Well, you see "making whoopie (goldberg)" increases productivity and is know to stimulate the mind. In fact, one of the best kept secrets of the video game industry is the ability to hire multiple hookers per night. How on earth do you think John Carmack made Quake!? It sure wasn't through traditional methods let me tell you.)

B = JI's overall weight
(Ok, this one is simpler than you think. The fatter Santa gets, the less he'll have to eat while he does stretches of liquid-only coding runs. If JI is skinny, he might actually have to stop and snack on a cracker, which is COMPLETELY wasted time.)

C = How many words per minute JI can type.
(To code you must type... the faster you type the faster you code... Get it?)

D = JI's fettish with Martha Stewart
(Decorating and making naughty toys out of household products takes time away from code... which is a no-no.)

and lastly...
E = Just how rancid IS JI's bathroom?
(Apparently, (after doing my study on the bowel movements of game developers and "1337 d00dZ") JI's bathroom has one hell of a nasty funk to it. So by using my past experience with the feces of the "greats" (Thresh, Rumble, SilverHorse, Peter Moneblah-blah, and Alaric to name a few.) I've come to conclude that the more "potent" the smell, the "133735" the "d00d", and my god if I put a skunk in JI's bathroom even it would probably gag and die! Now thats true 1337ness.)

*continues scribbling while talking*

SO, we can conclude from the data collected that A^2 - (B*2.34 / C) + D^2,000 * E = Time it takes to complete different phases of the game

So... *scribble* ...then add in the... *scirbble, scribble* ...wait... *erase erase* .... Ah! Here we have it!

According to my calculations, ALPHA has already started, Beta will start when JI decides it ready, and it will be (God willing) released to millions of little children everywhere in 2003[W.I.D]...

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I think Gib needs a Twinkie

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hey local drunk, are you the same guy I was RPing with on AHL?


Ed: Gib, you were in my bathroom?!

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Goldy laughs hysterically at GiBs nutty professor, enjoying GiB's flair and sense of high style. Suddenly realizing she is moderator, she cringes at the some of the content, but unsure whether to censor in the face of artistic merit, decides to leave it for the entertainment of others. A subsequent visit to the same thread, allows her to view Cloud's succinct summation,

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I think Gib needs a Twinkie

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. Which once again has her rolling in her chair in utter delight. Returning to her morning tasks, she is notified, by e-mail, that another posting has occurred on this same thread. Curious, as to whether another moderator has perused the content and perhaps does not concur with her earlier judgement regarding artistic merit, she is confounded by Silver's all too image-provoking comment, of his own, private and all-too personel, porcelain recepticle. Wincing, she raises a shaky hand to her forhead, brows knotted in consternation, she inhales sharply and says,
very carefully... "can...we....please......not.....go.....there?"

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noooooooo dont bomb porcelin harbor!


Anywayz let me try to understand the method to gibs madness
Equation as seen by matty

A-E See gibs post

F)JI's age

G)The number of button's on JI's mouse

H) JI's processor speed

I) The number of letters/numbers inside the entire code string

J) The year when Ironsphere will come out

K) The Month when Ironsphere will come out

L) The Day when Ironsphere will come out

M) The hour when Ironsphere will come out

x = multiply
+ = add
_ = subtract
/ = divide
^a =To the power of a...etc

2001(A x E) + F(B - E + C) / G + 5(G x H^e) x I(A - B) / B = J

9(B x E^12) + C(B^2 / 5) + I^2 / H^5 = K (Round to nearest whole number)

F(A x C^3) + (C x B) - J x H / F = L [Round to nearest whole number)

5(G x H) / E = M (Round to nearest hundreth)

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Matthew middle name last name! Goldy puts hands on hips in classic mother-is-ticked stance! I'm trying to keep this clean, and you keep tracking STUFF in here...!! uh-oops. Heh heh heh. Hi Folks, **waves*** speaking of tracks....can we get this thread back on track, please?

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Final Answer!! J + K / L - M = W + C

Interesting... hm... lemme try to figure this one out......



**begins to madly calculate on calculator**

**begins making noisesre at calculator**

**begins bonking head on desk**



**throws calculator across room**

**grabs baseball bat**

**beats calculator to death with baseball bat**

**realizes that it was an expensive calculator**

**bonks own head with baseball bat**

2 hours later

**wakes up**

**checks notes**

**shreds notes**

**has light build appear over head**

**light bulb drops on head; shatters**

4 hours later

**puts helmet on**

**light bulp appears over head**

**Light bulb smashes into helmet**

**remains awake**

Final answer! W+C = When Completed!

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My calculations put Alpha testing at aprocimately September 18th.

No toliets were harmed in the making of this calculation.

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Thank Phen!

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LOL Matt!!

Hehe, I did my best to use some "toilet humor" (pun intended
) but still keep it rated PG-13. =P

Eh, about the bathroom... lets just say I wasn't "invited" in.

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I SWEAR I saw Gibby in the shower when I was......Err like Goldy said. Lets not go there. Anyways.

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